Schabe's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Rocky (trailer)]

You lying bastard

Percentage loader on your first flash? Yeah my ass. This my be your own work, but it certainly ain't your first peice evr.

Viss

mowgli responds:

first of all this is my first piece you fuckin punk. Dont write responses if you dont know what your talkin about. The only reason that persentage loader is on there is because my friend who does flash helped me get on new grounds so shut it.

[I H8 U]

Erm ...

I really dont get this.

[Dark Side Switch Campaign]

Fair

But surely something of that quality is good, but not good enough for number one! I think een the author would agree with me there

[Britain vs America]

Nice

Great introduction, xiao xiao came into it too much though i thought, but perhaps i tad longer, even if it is all done via keyframing which can be a pain in the arse, plus I agree with the last dude, u ever watched that friggen' 'Band of Brothers', american fags think they won the war. I think the film 'U571' sums up american stupidity over who did all the hard work, as if the americans invented radar.

[Linkin Park - In The End]

Reason for mediocracy ...

... havent watched it yet, ;). But if it is crap, youve got away with quite a gud score. Haven't reviewed for months, havent been on NG for months so i hope this is a happy return. I used to like LP when they first came out because it was a refreshing change to MTV etc, but ever since one step closer, theres bin shit loadsa copies, new nu metal groups etc. Personally im gunna stick to my megadeth and tallica and sleep.

[Nutty's Nipple Clamps]

Hmmmm...

... Is it me, or are Camp Chaos a multi million web orginisation, that would need the help of Yahoo! never mind Newgrounds, to promote their sdite as it is one of the biggest hitters already. Why the hell would CC.com wanna use NG, the truth is they would and this is basically some 10 year old, trying to see a film he uploaded at the top of NG, but it's the 'Mohsye Man' situation again, the owners of them site are too big already to wanna use newgrounds as a step up. This isnt the submittee's work. Remove it perminately.

["From my Room"]

wtf??

I have no idea wtf that was about, but the anim was so smooth, the music was gr8. Make more damnit!

[Barnyard Shenanigans(old)]

Look ...

Ive been reading the reviews and every bodys slaightering BS for not being funny. Now it's upto you if its not funny, but that doesn't mean you give it a 0. And plus, this has only recently turned into a link ... alot of people are goin nutz because they think that it's always been like that (bacause their stupid) and it's in the top 10. I was there for a very short time anyway ... im not sure how it eentered like that but it still doesn't remove the fact that the barnyard shenanegins series is fantastic., So good infact that i use the same type of animation very ofeten ... look at my movies ... same sorta humour and anim ... but they are also marked down because of the graphics, but nobody realises that using these types of graphics is actually incredibly difficult. Anybody who reviewed this with an overall mark of 0 should be hung (without breaking the neck) untril near death, took down, shot in hands and feet, then have all their limbs took out whilst still alive, then have their brain sucked out throught their nostrils while having hot tar poured on them and eventually they should be quatered.

[Liar the Pirate]

Very nice ...

... obviously you heard the same joke I did on a website ... and liked it ... then you made a flash film on it.

[Stone Trek: "20001BC" P2]

Stone Trek Rules!

I watched a few months ago. All the other Stone Treks and Ive been waiting a bit 4 a new one. Thanx man, these films should be in acending order at the top of the portal. But just because they don't feature swearing, gay jokes, nudity and sum other crap, their marked down. These should be 5 outta 5, they rool. Thanx man